Sunday, June 9, 2013

Hornyfather

May 2013 Sex Stats

Because I'm a stats geek and a big slut, I keep track of my hookups, including how many times I have sex with my wife and how many times I jack off.

My orgasm numbers for the month of May break down like this:

Oral Top: 12

Anal Top: 12

Anal Bottom: 3

Vaginal: 11

Jack Off: 5

Total orgasms for the month: 43

This does not include the number of times I had sex (oral, anal, vaginal) and did not cum. I had 1 oral top, 3 anal bottom and 1 vaginal encounter where I did not cum. I also had 4 oral bottom encounters that resulted in me sucking cock but did not cum myself.

Three stages of arousal, starring my cock.


limp


semi


erect

Three stages of arousal, starring my cock.

Fucking Married Bottom During 3 Way

Fucking Married Bottom During 3 Way:

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April 2013 Sex Stats

Because I'm a stats geek and a big slut, I keep track of my hookups, including how many times I have sex with my wife and how many times I jack off.

My orgasm numbers for the month of April break down like this:

Oral Top: 13

Anal Top: 8

Anal Bottom: 1

Vaginal: 15

Jack Off: 8

Misc (dry humped a guy's ass): 1

Total orgasms for the month: 46

This does not include the number of times I had sex (oral, anal, misc) and did not cum. I had 1 anal top encounter and 1 misc mutual jo encounter where I did not cum. I also had 1 oral bottom encounter that resulted in me sucking and swallowing cum but did not cum myself.

Creamy Load - XTube Porn Video - hornyfather

Creamy Load - XTube Porn Video - hornyfather:

Another jo video….couldn't find anyone to take my load so I took matters into my own hand.

March 2013 Sex Stats

Because I’m a stats geek and a big slut, I keep track of my hookups, including how many times I have sex with my wife and how many times I jack off.

My orgasm numbers for the month of March break down like this:

Oral Top: 10

Anal Top: 4

Anal Bottom: 1

Vaginal: 11

Jack Off: 18

Oral Bottom: 1

Total orgasms for the month: 45

This does not include the number of times I had sex (oral, anal, vaginal) and did not cum. I had 2 oral top encounters, 1 anal top encounter and 1 anal bottom encounter where I did not cum. I also had 3 oral bottom encounters that resulted in me sucking and swallowing cum but did not cum myself.

February 2013 Sex Stats

Because I’m a stats geek and a big slut, I keep track of my hookups, including how many times I have sex with my wife and how many times I jack off.

My orgasm numbers break down like this:

Oral Top: 5

Anal Top: 11

Anal Bottom: 6

Vaginal: 11

Jack Off: 6

Total orgasms for the month: 39

This does not include the number of times I had sex (oral, anal, vaginal) and did not cum. I had 6 oral top encounters and 4 anal bottom encounters where I did not cum. I also had 2 oral bottom encounters that resulted in me sucking and swallowing cum but did not cum myself.

Help me try to bust an internet fraud who is claiming this...



Help me try to bust an internet fraud who is claiming this picture is his. Can anyone help me figure out where this picture originated or at least another site where it came from?

January 2013 Sex Stats

Because I’m a stats geek and a big slut, I keep track of my hookups, including how many times I have sex with my wife and how many times I jack off. 

My orgasm numbers break down like this:

Oral Top: 12

Anal Top: 6

Anal Bottom: 4

Vaginal: 13

Jack Off: 10

Total orgasms for the month: 45

This does not include the number of times I had sex (oral, anal, vaginal) and did not cum. I had 3 oral top encounters, 2 anal top encounters, 1 anal bottom encounter & 1 vaginal encounter where I was not able to cum. I also had 2 oral bottom encounters that resulted in me sucking and swallowing cum but did not cum myself.

Mirror Cum Blast

Mirror Cum Blast:

Older video of me jacking off onto a mirror.

My latest self pics. Taken at a hotel suite with my kids right...







My latest self pics. Taken at a hotel suite with my kids right next door watching cartoons. I had just gotten out of the shower and was feeling horny (shocker).

Married man jack off - XTube Porn Video - hornyfather

Married man jack off - XTube Porn Video - hornyfather:

Re-uploaded an oldie but goodie of me jacking off to my hornyfather xtube page.

Finally going to get a blowjob from a regular after a 3 week...



Finally going to get a blowjob from a regular after a 3 week drought! My cock couldn't be happier.

Cocksucker swallowing my meat - XTube Porn Video - hornyfather

Cocksucker swallowing my meat - XTube Porn Video - hornyfather:

A vid of one of my favorite cocksuckers doing what he does best.

Gonna have some "alone time" at the in-laws over...



Gonna have some "alone time" at the in-laws over Thanksgiving weekend.

Self pic Saturday. Just lounging after my shower.



Self pic Saturday. Just lounging after my shower.

A few pics take today of me fucking my soon-to-be-divorced buddy...









A few pics take today of me fucking my soon-to-be-divorced buddy A. A got fucked by 3 different men today thanks to me.

A collection of pics I took of myself over labor day weekend...







A collection of pics I took of myself over labor day weekend while I was stranded at my parents house with my kids…without my wife.

A montage of photos I took during my vacation in the northwoods...











A montage of photos I took during my vacation in the northwoods of Wisconsin. Various lounging poses and a sunburned torso photo, because I am of German/Irish decent and we burn like a mofo.

Showing off the new underwear my sugar daddy bought me. Also,...













Showing off the new underwear my sugar daddy bought me. Also, looking to create a new avi pic. Any suggestions?

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