i'm having a midlife crisis

craigslistdad: In humans, pupillary responses can be indicative...

craigslistdad:

In humans, pupillary responses can be indicative of happiness or sexual interest in whatever the person is actively perceiving.

Lighter irises have a more definitive contrast against the pupil than do dark irises, allowing potential mates to perceive the emotions, or sexual interest, of light-eyed individuals more easily than with dark-eyed individuals

This is suspected to be why many cultures have historically been fascinated with light-coloured eyes, and why the trait was ever selected for in the first place.

blazikendall: teamcocket: lightened it up a bit yes i did yes...

blazikendall:

teamcocket:

lightened it up a bit yes i did yes i did

Makin me less angry

it looks like the giant baby from spirited away omfg

it looks like the giant baby from spirited away omfg

I write stories on my site, stories from my life. They're gay, intense, and impossibly honest. You might/might not like them. If you told me what you think, I'd like that.

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i hate being alone haha

i hate being alone haha

rect: IM FUCKING CRYIN PLEASE CALL THE POLICE A HORSSE RAN INTO MY HOME AND MURDERED MY FAMILY...

rect:

IM FUCKING CRYIN PLEASE CALL THE POLICE A HORSSE RAN INTO MY HOME AND MURDERED MY FAMILY PLEASE I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE

oomshi would fuc a goat in the name of the lord - my yearbook quote

oomshi would fuc a goat in the name of the lord - my yearbook quote

methproblem: this just in

methproblem:

this just in

how do you talk to girls?

how do you talk to girls?

*steve harley confused expression*

*steve harley confused expression*

cliterallysame: sqvad: gleenncoco: three millenniums...

cliterallysame:

sqvad:

gleenncoco:

three millenniums late

19 hours ago

I'm so done with this website

i actually do jungle (hecarim/nautilus) or mid (fizz/kassadin/twisted fate)

i actually do jungle (hecarim/nautilus) or mid (fizz/kassadin/twisted fate)

i love not paying for skins

i love not paying for skins

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

well my friend got kitty kat katarina, and it showed the skin art in the loading screen so idk

well my friend got kitty kat katarina, and it showed the skin art in the loading screen so idk

let me touch the boobies

let me touch the boobies

i found a way to get free skins (in game) in league lmao swag

i found a way to get free skins (in game) in league lmao swag

it’s funny cause when i was 14 all the hot girls were 19 but now that’s i’m almost...

it’s funny cause when i was 14 all the hot girls were 19 but now that’s i’m almost 19 all the hot girls are like 16 this is fucked up

this posts comments are the best cause there are lots of people...

this posts comments are the best cause there are lots of people reblogging things and then getting mad i'm laughing so hard